LAS VEGAAAAAS! We've made it safe and sound after a smooth flight on Midwest Airlines (they give you warm chocolate chip cookies, but are severely lacking in in-flight pornos). Driving into the Strip in our rental car, I almost had a seizure. Because of the lights, sure, but also because I was so excited to see a hotel shaped like a castle and a mall shaped like the Roman Forum. Can I stress how much I love kitsch? Oh, I do. If I could, I would marry kitsch in an all-night chapel and take it back to a motel for sexual intercourse. The best thing about Las Vegas is that, no matter how much money they sink into it, it still feels like a John Waters movie.
A more detailed description will come upon my return.
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I LOVE midwest. The seats are so comfortable! Last time I flew on them I fell asleep during the cookies and the hostess gave the guy next to me some for when I woke up. Then she came by again and apologized because they werenæt warm anymore and brought me two more! good story, I know.
I also love John Waters. Cry Baby = amazing. Have fun in Vegas!
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