On the phone:
Dustin: So, what have you been up to since I saw you last?
Me: I've been trying to teach myself how to do the mash potato.
Dustin: Really?! I've been trying to teach myself how to jitterbug!
Me: Are you serious?!
Dustin: No! Wait. Are you serious?
Me: ...
How much do you think those gogo dancers got paid to do that? Like, enough to live on? Because dang, what an awesome job THAT would be.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if you're the girl on the left who seems to be doing whatever the hell moves she pleases!
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